NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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