she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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