i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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