Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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