They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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