Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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