Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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