Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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