Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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