Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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