I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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