Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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