Do you still have your period?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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