life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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