On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You were trust falling into bushes
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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