Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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