doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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