Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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