When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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