it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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