I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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