Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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