im drinking this country out of the recession.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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