i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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