I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
