the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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