My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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