How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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