Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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