"it" just moved
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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