He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I want to be your penis for a week.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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