I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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