Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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