They should really pass out barf bags in church
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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