i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.