I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dating After Heartbreak
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex