Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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