O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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