yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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