i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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