I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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