I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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