Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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