Sponge bath it is.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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