Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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