Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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