just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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