Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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