I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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