thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I am morally bankrupt
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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