Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your penis caused this!
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