There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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