just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize