One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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