youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you traded sex for a burrito?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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