I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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