So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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