your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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