Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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