This girl is more easily done than said...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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