i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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